"Adulthood is Saying..." List Pad
The most honest notepad you'll ever own. "Adulthood is saying, 'After this week, things will slow down a bit.' Over and over again until you die." If you've ever caught yourself saying this for the 47th consecutive week, this notepad gets you.
Below the brutally accurate quote, you'll find checkboxes and lines for all the tasks that definitely won't make things slow down—but at least you can write them down and feel momentarily productive. The magnetic backing sticks to your fridge as a daily reminder that "next week" is a myth we all tell ourselves.
With 50 sheets of smooth, high-quality paper and sturdy cardboard backing, this pad is built to last through many, many weeks of telling yourself things will calm down soon. Spoiler: they won't. But at least your lists will look good.
At $6, it's cheaper than the therapy you'll need when you realize next week will be just as chaotic.
Specs:
Size: 3.67" W x 8.5" H
Sheets: 50 sheets per pad
Paper: High-quality smooth paper
Features: Magnetic backing, cardboard backing, checkboxes and lines
Packaging: Cellophane bag
Perfect for anyone in perpetual survival mode, exhausted parents, overworked professionals, or friends who need a laugh with their reality check.
