Skinny People Running Pouch - Funny Canvas Zippered Pouch - 7.5x6 Makeup Bag

"Skinny People Running" Pouch

For everyone who's ever watched a naturally thin person jog past and thought, "Wait, what are you running from?" This canvas pouch asks the question we're all thinking: "I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done?"

The 100% cotton canvas construction and black YKK zipper mean this pouch is built to last through many confused observations of morning joggers. At 7.5" x 6", it's the perfect size for makeup, toiletries, cash, receipts, random cords you might need someday, or whatever else you need to wrangle in your bag.

Functional enough for everyday use, funny enough to make you smile every time you grab your lipstick. Because life's too short to take fitness culture (or yourself) too seriously.

Specs:
Material: 100% cotton canvas
Size: 7.5" W x 6" H
Zipper: Black YKK zipper
Use: Makeup, toiletries, cash, receipts, school supplies, travel essentials

Perfect for friends with a sense of humor, gym bag irony, or anyone who needs a laugh with their lip gloss.


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